jarinatorman

Age/Gender: 15, Male
Location: Anchorage, AK
Job: student

im from alaska i live in an igloo and eat penguins are you happy

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Sign-Up Date:
8/9/08

Level: 5
Aura: Light

Rank: Civilian
Blams: 14
Saves: 31
Rank #: 88,943

Whistle Status: Garbage

Exp. Points: 230 / 280
Exp. Rank #: 145,791
Voting Pow.: 4.32 votes

BBS Posts: 263 (0.52 per day)
Flash Reviews: 106
Music Reviews: 8
Trophies: 0
Stickers: 0

All Flash Reviews

106 Reviews | 12 w/ Responses

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Score: 7
Alaska/Hawaii Crazy Laws

"i live in alaska"

date: September 19, 2008

for real some of these laws are for tourests like who dont understand that a moose isnt just a tame dear and that it will destroy you

the bow hunting thing should be commen sense but people like to ignor that one and when they get pulled over they bitch wbout how theycan have a rifle and not a bow

oh and the bear one
that ones just stupid
if you are dumb enough to wake a sleeping bear
you deserve what you get
(once again a tourist law but sometimes it makes a good charge for those peole who get watsed and go try to fuck with the sleeping animals

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Score: 5
Choose Your Weapons 3

"this is probably redundant"

date: September 17, 2008

because of the guy below me but if you didnt notice if you die everything respawns including the weapon unlock box

so you could get 2 weapons perlevel
once again almost pointless because of the cheat but go try it on the other choose your weapons games

kk back to the review the only thing you really changed was the fact you gave the bosses the ability to climb ladders otherwise its almost the same game

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Score: 7
Choose Your Weapons 2

"okay game"

date: September 17, 2008

but i liked the first one better

5th daily score jared foster woot

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Score: 9
Maverick

"WTF"

submission: Maverick
date: September 10, 2008

The magical pig can go fu(# himself
self ritous gravity controlling basterd
good game overall though
I only died like 80 times

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Score: 8
Mercenaries 2

"good game"

submission: Mercenaries 2
date: September 9, 2008

i seriously didnt think they were still making alot of games for the PS2
(since the xbox360 has been dominating the market)
*blows on and shines nails
cause the xbox 360 destroyed sony

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Score: 6
{PS08}The Retard Quiz

"oh no you didnt"

date: September 6, 2008

this passes just cause i LLLOOOOVVVEEEE this song
where did you get it!!!!!!!!!!!!
this shit is goin on my myspace

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Score: 10
How to get Deity

"WOW"

submission: How to get Deity
date: September 3, 2008

great flash now all i have to do is get rid of this garbage whistle
i spent about an hour looking around and flagging people who were being assholes apperently thats not enough

September 3, 2008

Author's Response:

It takes months if your in a really bad garbage whistle.

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Score: 10
Drunken Masters

"holy crap"

submission: Drunken Masters
date: September 1, 2008

how long did it take you to make this game
I have to know because if it took anything less than 1-2 years then you may offically consider yourself knighted

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Score: 7
Dual.Mouse

"wtf"

submission: Dual.Mouse
date: August 31, 2008

did i trip and fall into spain, hobla noenglais (i think) writing a review in a language people dont know defeats the purpose of writing s review letting people know if the game is good or not overall a good game but it needs that extra push that thing to push it over the edge

September 1, 2008

Author's Response:

lol wut

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Score: 10
Amorphous+

"great game"

submission: Amorphous+
date: August 29, 2008

i love all the little gloopies and consisded myself pretty acomplished in the game
But then that fuking horror spawned and raped me
just absolutly molested me i fought with that thing for like thirty seconds and i dont think i hit it once
jesus krist that thing was a bitch grate game overall though

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