alright so my friend dean (his friends cal him jew) decided he needed to hit me in the balls.
im not sure why but I probably did something to deserve it, anyway.
so im standing at my locker and he walks up calmly and hits me. I HAD NO WARNING.
so after about 2 min at my locker I gather myself up well enough to retaliate.
so I walk up to him and our 2 friends angala and zack who are dating but thats not importaint cause zacks a closet gay but whatever. so I walk up and I start talking to them, midless crap, and I eventually bust out the greatest line ever. Im all like so are you guys gonna be here a while. their confused and are like " uh, maybe, why..." and I turn to dean and Say cause dean is, and JUDO KICK HIM IN HIS BALLS AS HARD AS I CAN. now let me explain something, ive been in trac for years and I like to think I have some pretty powerful legs so when I kicked him it was a life altering experince (read:) infertle.

I ruined this kid, he did not get up for like 7 minutes and when he did someone had to help him to class.