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jarinatorman

Age/Gender: 15, Male
Location: Anchorage, AK
Job: student

im from alaska i live in an igloo and eat penguins are you happy

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jarinatorman

ultament suicide

Posted by jarinatorman Oct. 30, 2008 @ 11:32 PM EDT

I know my parents or somebody who knows me is gonna see this so ima say this ahead of time IM NOT SUICIDAL with that out of the way

You will need:
about 8 feet of chickenwire
a responsible but pysicotic adult
some super glue (industrial strength)
something soft to land on (optional)

Alright first find a building with roof access, it should be about 1-2 stories remember you want this on TV so dress acordingly

Have said adult tie the wire around your neck tight enough so it wont slip off but loose enough that you can breath easily

Glue your hands tightly to your head

now jump straight down

If done right you should behead yourself with your head still held in your hands and if done right it will look like you ripped your head off

Now if that doesnt get you on the news nothing will, because your dead and you cant really try anymore

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Dec. 7, 2008 | 2:05 AM jarinatorman says:

obviusly nobody is going to comment so i will

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