the streets are slick as hell!
One of the buses hit a poll and a bunch of cars are in ditches so we get the day off
YAAAAAAAAAA

this is horrible poor basterd

alright so my friend dean (his friends cal him jew) decided he needed to hit me in the balls.
im not sure why but I probably did something to deserve it, anyway.
so im standing at my locker and he walks up calmly and hits me. I HAD NO WARNING.
so after about 2 min at my locker I gather myself up well enough to retaliate.
so I walk up to him and our 2 friends angala and zack who are dating but thats not importaint cause zacks a closet gay but whatever. so I walk up and I start talking to them, midless crap, and I eventually bust out the greatest line ever. Im all like so are you guys gonna be here a while. their confused and are like " uh, maybe, why..." and I turn to dean and Say cause dean is, and JUDO KICK HIM IN HIS BALLS AS HARD AS I CAN. now let me explain something, ive been in trac for years and I like to think I have some pretty powerful legs so when I kicked him it was a life altering experince (read:) infertle.

I ruined this kid, he did not get up for like 7 minutes and when he did someone had to help him to class.

So my idea is to legalize everything and then tax the crap out of it so that nobody can afford it.
then when we do that we use the profit to open rehab centers and fix the ailing economy.
The only problem I can see with this plan is that people will just start using black markets to get the drugs tax free but come on why break the law when you could go to jail for something you could get leagaly

....uh
.....hmmm
......I got nothin
bye

Okay so my school starts at 7:30 like most highschools
and this week we had to set our clocks forward you know spring foreward fall back sorta thing
and my parents told me that they had fixed the clocks. NOPE. so my parents woke me up an hour early and i walked down to my busstop. waited for like 5 minutes and decided I had missed the bus. so I said fuckit ill walk to school.
Its importaint to note that at this point I thought it was about 7:15 and that I had 15 minutes to get to school. NOPE. so I start walking, I look around hey theirs no cars. Its like a dream. I get to school and think how odd that noones here. so ya
HEY REALTIME UPDATE
ive just been informed that not only did my family not set the clocks back they set them FOREWARD
so ya on with the story.
Im in school and only a handful of workers like janitors and some security personel are there.
I am dieing to ask somebody what the FUCK is going on but my prode stops me so I put my shit in my locker sit in a corner and wait. I dont know what I was waiting for but I waited. After about an hour some teachers started arriving. I finnaly get the balls to ask my Bio teacher where everyone was. Hes like "well, school hasnt started yet, so their probably at home... did you sleep here!?! I told him no and walked away because by now the buses were arriving and I had figured out what had happened. I was pissed. and my day sucked. although it did make for some interesting conversation.

I know my parents or somebody who knows me is gonna see this so ima say this ahead of time IM NOT SUICIDAL with that out of the way

You will need:
about 8 feet of chickenwire
a responsible but pysicotic adult
some super glue (industrial strength)
something soft to land on (optional)

Alright first find a building with roof access, it should be about 1-2 stories remember you want this on TV so dress acordingly

Have said adult tie the wire around your neck tight enough so it wont slip off but loose enough that you can breath easily

Glue your hands tightly to your head

now jump straight down

If done right you should behead yourself with your head still held in your hands and if done right it will look like you ripped your head off

Now if that doesnt get you on the news nothing will, because your dead and you cant really try anymore

finally i thoguht it would never happen but it did
its snowing, in a couple of days we can start snowboarding i cant wait

wtf happened? the leaves evaporated
I sware to god i went to walk down to the bus stop today and the grounds was covered with them

i think its gonna snow soon
and hard
awsome

Its getting cold up here in alaska and i have to ride a bus to school every day it isnt that fun when the weather drops to 0 and below so you have to time it so your early enough that you dont miss the bus but late enough that you dont have to freez your ass off waiting